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medievalpoc:

kathleenbrook:

medievalpoc:

Luca Giordano
Four Female Musicians
Italy (c. 1658)
Oil on Canvas, 57 x 101.5 cm.
Rijksmuseum

Why does it look like the second lady from the left is licking her sheet music?

Maybe she is. I’m not here to judge. XD

medievalpoc:

kathleenbrook:

medievalpoc:

Luca Giordano

Four Female Musicians

Italy (c. 1658)

Oil on Canvas, 57 x 101.5 cm.

Rijksmuseum

Why does it look like the second lady from the left is licking her sheet music?

Maybe she is. I’m not here to judge. XD

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever, via tallestsilver)

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING


It’s real.  Try it.

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

It’s real. Try it.

(via tallestsilver)

Anonymous said: There is no such thing as a sea witch or witchcraft. Jesus saves!

nothingeverlost:

witchsmoke:

poppet-prince:

brynja-storm:

ringroots:

breelandwalker:

the-fashionista-fatale:

shadowstep-of-bast:

stsathyre:

spiritscraft:

cannibalcoalition:

spiritscraft:

phoenix-fire-witchcraft:

There is so much nope in this short ask that I have to post it!

Jesus saves and can be reimbursed for valuable coupons!

Jesus saves frequently in case the power goes out!

Jesus saves and passes to Andre!

Jesus saves by switching to Geico.

Jesus saves 15% or more on car insurance

Jesus saved 15% by going to go compare

Jesus saves all His cans for recycling.

Jesus saves multiple files whenever playing a Bethesda game.

Jesus saves his grocery bags for recycle.

Jesus saves his receipts. Except for donuts. Jesus doesn’t need a receipt for a donut. Jesus gives you the money, you give Jesus the donut. Jesus does not need to bring ink and paper into this. 

Jesus saves, but the rest of you take 3 points of damage from the trap on the chest. Judas, you find 30 silver pieces.

Jesus saves when he buys in bulk.  It’s not easy to feed 5000 people on a carpenter’s salary, after all.

camuizuuki:

brandonsvictim:

viekastv:

The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken

Son, I work in psychiatry and this is still the most damn disturbing thing that I’ve ever seen.

omg

(via tallestsilver)

nothingeverlost:

riskpig:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

I would rip it in front of him, and then repeat myself.

This is such bullshit.  We’ve been using ‘have a good day’ since the 12th century.  Here’s an example of how old the phrase is:

Chaucer: “"And hoom wente every man the righte way, there was namoore but ‘Fare wel, have a good day’”

And we started using have a nice day about a hundred years ago.  It’s about being pleasant and polite.  And then there’s people who have to be assholes, like this guy.
Can someone please explain to this man at some point what an idiom is?  It’s what the phrase is about, not how each word breaks down technically.
And seriously, the entitlement on ‘I didn’t expect that my minor request would be a promblem.’  Really?  Because that’s self centric bullshit.

nothingeverlost:

riskpig:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

I would rip it in front of him, and then repeat myself.

This is such bullshit.  We’ve been using ‘have a good day’ since the 12th century.  Here’s an example of how old the phrase is:

Chaucer: “"And hoom wente every man the righte way, there was namoore but ‘Fare wel, have a good day’”

And we started using have a nice day about a hundred years ago.  It’s about being pleasant and polite.  And then there’s people who have to be assholes, like this guy.

Can someone please explain to this man at some point what an idiom is?  It’s what the phrase is about, not how each word breaks down technically.

And seriously, the entitlement on ‘I didn’t expect that my minor request would be a promblem.’  Really?  Because that’s self centric bullshit.

thestraggletag:

cakeinabasket:

thestraggletag:

cakeinabasket:

cakeinabasket:

I’m going to watch Ghost Shark.

This movie is ridiculous. XD

Shut up, it’s a cinematic masterpiece. You just can’t appreciate its nuances.

My apologies! Somebody, quick, get that shark an Emmy.

It’s too indie and edgy for the stuffed shirts at the Emmy’s to acknowledge its brilliance.

tallestsilver:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, I present to you, Iron Fist.

tallestsilver:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, I present to you, Iron Fist.

(Source: adrenaline-high)

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via tallythor)

thestraggletag:

I was having one of those “fuck getting out of bed, I don’t feel like doing anything” days but I managed to drag myself out and do all the things, from scheduling appointments and organizing my birthday plans to going to the gym and grocery shopping. I’m so proud of myself it’s almost disturbing.

thestraggletag:

I’ve obviously never played D&D correctly.

thestraggletag:

I’ve obviously never played D&D correctly.

(Source: lunaticobscurity)

nothingeverlost:

idrawboobs:

worsethandetroit:

This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

a year old and still fucking relevant


I am a child of the eighties, I was promised a hover board. Where the fuck is it?  (and why doesn’t it work over water?)

nothingeverlost:

idrawboobs:

worsethandetroit:

This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

a year old and still fucking relevant

I am a child of the eighties, I was promised a hover board. Where the fuck is it?  (and why doesn’t it work over water?)

medievalpoc:

kathleenbrook:

medievalpoc:

Luca Giordano
Four Female Musicians
Italy (c. 1658)
Oil on Canvas, 57 x 101.5 cm.
Rijksmuseum

Why does it look like the second lady from the left is licking her sheet music?

Maybe she is. I’m not here to judge. XD

medievalpoc:

kathleenbrook:

medievalpoc:

Luca Giordano

Four Female Musicians

Italy (c. 1658)

Oil on Canvas, 57 x 101.5 cm.

Rijksmuseum

Why does it look like the second lady from the left is licking her sheet music?

Maybe she is. I’m not here to judge. XD

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever, via tallestsilver)

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING


It’s real.  Try it.

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

It’s real. Try it.

(via tallestsilver)

(Source: humorstop, via ozgirl6)

Anonymous said: There is no such thing as a sea witch or witchcraft. Jesus saves!

nothingeverlost:

witchsmoke:

poppet-prince:

brynja-storm:

ringroots:

breelandwalker:

the-fashionista-fatale:

shadowstep-of-bast:

stsathyre:

spiritscraft:

cannibalcoalition:

spiritscraft:

phoenix-fire-witchcraft:

There is so much nope in this short ask that I have to post it!

Jesus saves and can be reimbursed for valuable coupons!

Jesus saves frequently in case the power goes out!

Jesus saves and passes to Andre!

Jesus saves by switching to Geico.

Jesus saves 15% or more on car insurance

Jesus saved 15% by going to go compare

Jesus saves all His cans for recycling.

Jesus saves multiple files whenever playing a Bethesda game.

Jesus saves his grocery bags for recycle.

Jesus saves his receipts. Except for donuts. Jesus doesn’t need a receipt for a donut. Jesus gives you the money, you give Jesus the donut. Jesus does not need to bring ink and paper into this. 

Jesus saves, but the rest of you take 3 points of damage from the trap on the chest. Judas, you find 30 silver pieces.

Jesus saves when he buys in bulk.  It’s not easy to feed 5000 people on a carpenter’s salary, after all.

camuizuuki:

brandonsvictim:

viekastv:

The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken

Son, I work in psychiatry and this is still the most damn disturbing thing that I’ve ever seen.

omg

(via tallestsilver)

nothingeverlost:

riskpig:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

I would rip it in front of him, and then repeat myself.

This is such bullshit.  We’ve been using ‘have a good day’ since the 12th century.  Here’s an example of how old the phrase is:

Chaucer: “"And hoom wente every man the righte way, there was namoore but ‘Fare wel, have a good day’”

And we started using have a nice day about a hundred years ago.  It’s about being pleasant and polite.  And then there’s people who have to be assholes, like this guy.
Can someone please explain to this man at some point what an idiom is?  It’s what the phrase is about, not how each word breaks down technically.
And seriously, the entitlement on ‘I didn’t expect that my minor request would be a promblem.’  Really?  Because that’s self centric bullshit.

nothingeverlost:

riskpig:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

I would rip it in front of him, and then repeat myself.

This is such bullshit.  We’ve been using ‘have a good day’ since the 12th century.  Here’s an example of how old the phrase is:

Chaucer: “"And hoom wente every man the righte way, there was namoore but ‘Fare wel, have a good day’”

And we started using have a nice day about a hundred years ago.  It’s about being pleasant and polite.  And then there’s people who have to be assholes, like this guy.

Can someone please explain to this man at some point what an idiom is?  It’s what the phrase is about, not how each word breaks down technically.

And seriously, the entitlement on ‘I didn’t expect that my minor request would be a promblem.’  Really?  Because that’s self centric bullshit.

thestraggletag:

cakeinabasket:

thestraggletag:

cakeinabasket:

cakeinabasket:

I’m going to watch Ghost Shark.

This movie is ridiculous. XD

Shut up, it’s a cinematic masterpiece. You just can’t appreciate its nuances.

My apologies! Somebody, quick, get that shark an Emmy.

It’s too indie and edgy for the stuffed shirts at the Emmy’s to acknowledge its brilliance.

tallestsilver:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, I present to you, Iron Fist.

tallestsilver:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, I present to you, Iron Fist.

(Source: adrenaline-high)

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via tallythor)

thestraggletag:

I was having one of those “fuck getting out of bed, I don’t feel like doing anything” days but I managed to drag myself out and do all the things, from scheduling appointments and organizing my birthday plans to going to the gym and grocery shopping. I’m so proud of myself it’s almost disturbing.

thestraggletag:

I’ve obviously never played D&D correctly.

thestraggletag:

I’ve obviously never played D&D correctly.

(Source: lunaticobscurity)

nothingeverlost:

idrawboobs:

worsethandetroit:

This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

a year old and still fucking relevant


I am a child of the eighties, I was promised a hover board. Where the fuck is it?  (and why doesn’t it work over water?)

nothingeverlost:

idrawboobs:

worsethandetroit:

This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

a year old and still fucking relevant

I am a child of the eighties, I was promised a hover board. Where the fuck is it?  (and why doesn’t it work over water?)

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